Lower Point: Screaming and falling onto the floor in front of the whole class when you see a HEAD suddenly FLY out of a woman's vajay.
Fail level: 6
Sunday, September 16, 2012
Birth
Low point: Watching a VHS of a naked 250 pound woman giving birth from her hairy vajay for the first time in high school. ZOOMED IN.
Lower Point: Screaming and falling onto the floor in front of the whole class when you see a HEAD suddenly FLY out of a woman's vajay.
Fail level: 6
Lower Point: Screaming and falling onto the floor in front of the whole class when you see a HEAD suddenly FLY out of a woman's vajay.
Fail level: 6
Thursday, September 6, 2012
Wedding Gifts
Low point:
Buying 5 boxes of condoms and various lubricants from Walmart, at 1 in the morning, as a wedding gift for a friend.
Lower point:
The cashier tells you, "I would say enjoy your purchase, but this one goes without saying..."
Buying 5 boxes of condoms and various lubricants from Walmart, at 1 in the morning, as a wedding gift for a friend.
Lower point:
The cashier tells you, "I would say enjoy your purchase, but this one goes without saying..."
Fail level: 9
Kissing tag
Low point: When you are playing kissing tag as an adult
Lower point: When you realize you were laughing so hard when chasing a boy around the room, you blew a snot bubble on his face.
Fail level: 9
Lower point: When you realize you were laughing so hard when chasing a boy around the room, you blew a snot bubble on his face.
Fail level: 9
Brokeback
Low point: When your friend tricks you into watching 'Brokeback Mountain' by telling you its PG-13.
Lower point: When you find out she lied during the love-making scene.
Fail level: 8
Lower point: When you find out she lied during the love-making scene.
Fail level: 8
Ex
Low point: When your ex fiance gets engaged to someone new before you do.
Lower point: When the same ex fiance gives YOUR ring to the 'someone new'.
Fail level: 10
Lower point: When the same ex fiance gives YOUR ring to the 'someone new'.
Fail level: 10
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